Wednesday, 18 November 2009

The Yuckies List

No intro needed, the title says it all ...

1. (Extra) pointy shoes. You really wanna look like a freaking dwarf, elf or whoever the fuck wears these?



2. Uggs. OMFG, don't even get me started! This is one horrible excuse for a shoe. Crocs are in the same category, of course. (They are cousins or something, aren't they?)



3. Turtleneck + V-neck combo. Up to this day, I haven't seen it done right. If you know anyone with the superpower to do so, please, let me know!


4. Porn star makeup, including fake orangey tan, panda eyes, lip liner abuse and practically nonexistent brows, usually topped with blonder-than-blonde hair. This one is so dreadful to me I'm not even posting a photo, I don't wanna see that crap on my blog! If you don't know what I mean, just take a look at a random Pamela Anderson photo and you'll get a pretty good picture.

5. Porn star nails (especially combined with french manicure gone wrong = those unnaturally white tips). So cheap and disgusting! I'm not posting a pic of this one either (just thinking of it makes me sick to my stomach).

... could be continued ...

20 comments:

Andrea said...

Popolnoma se strinjam s tabo. Uggsi in crocsi so nekaj najbolj groznega v kar lahko spraviš noge:S

Ash Fox said...

Your list is right on. Thanks for sparing us the porn star makeup pic.

Xo

kirstyb said...

i agree with pointy heels xxxxxx

Damsels said...

im withyou on all of them .. good thing you didnt put pics of a porn scene up there lol

pointy shoes are ridic

Ash said...

HAHAHAHA I love it... I agree with all of these things. You. Are. Awesome.

Lianne said...

agree with uggs and crocs! the original crocs are bad but have you seen their attempt on wedges?! the ballet flats and mary janes are the only acceptable crocs.

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Unwritten said...

Amen!

Shannon said...

You know what makes me sick?

Velour sweat suits(generally worn a size too small). And, when rhinestones are added in the shape of a heart or something to the butt, I pass out.

<3

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Ellevictoire said...

I totally agree with this list! great stuff you have here, haha :)

Ash said...

hehe Shannon I was thinking the same thing the other day... I was on the bus downtown and I saw a girl strutting her stuff in one of those sweat suits! The only somewhat acceptable time to wear them is around the house or in bed. Even that is PUSHING it!

Fashion Nicotine said...

Haha I agree (except for the UGG's, can't help it I love them in the winter)

Posh said...

I agree with your list but I simply adore Uggs, really need a pair this winter! <3

Tink in My Closet said...

Pretty much agree with each point!! Thanks for a cheeky laugh too!

Elaine said...

I am so with you on this list. They should be illegal and whoever falls into these categories needs a major makeover!

Thank you for the birthday wishes!!


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Denise said...

hahahaha. those pointy shoes. Well i got so many of them. I hope they come back in style soon.

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Thu Hien Nguyen said...

I dont agree with the Uggs because i love them1

xo

Ina said...

Are you really? :)

Dylana said...

I am so with you on the heels!

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Enchanted Gardens said...

I'm with you on EVERYTHING!
I'm sure i'll see some of it today and have your post in mind :)

peace+love
Enchanted

Michaela M. said...

Haha, so funny and true! :-D