Meet my new friends, the overknees! Yes, I tend to call things I'm especially keen on "friends". No reason to be worried about me though, I'm not gonna be sleeping with them or something + I actually have real friends in the real world (real meaning human and not imaginary).
Oh, and here's another proof of my total and complete sanity: when the package from ASOS finally arrived and I first tried them on at home, I didn't take them off for a couple of hours. Hell, I even went to the toilet in them (probably TMI, but I don't give a crap /pun intended/).